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Nathan Rimmington had a sudden "hankering for cola bottles" one night, so he ordered a 3kg bulk bag online - and ate them over three days.

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Good morning. Nathan Rimmington had a sudden "hankering for cola bottles" one night, so he ordered a 3kg bulk bag online and ate them over 3 days. It didn't end well.


11,000 calories and a lifetime supply of gelatine earned him 6 days in the hospital, acute diverticulitis, IV drips, a solid reprimand from the doctors and a “lucky to be alive” diagnosis.


He also stumped the doctors by insisting he thought was food poisoning from the single piece of pork he had eaten the day before.


All the headlines and more below...

AUSTRALIAN NEWS

Why Australians are ‘rich’

  • Australians recorded the world’s biggest average wealth jump in 2024 at $413,000 per person as rising real estate prices drove gains. LINK

  • Australia’s economic growth is forecast to stay at 1.8% in 2025 and reach 2.3% by 2030 despite global trade tensions from US tariffs worsening long-term prospects. LINK 

  • Australia’s frequent flyer programs may lose 15-30% of value by July 2026 as the RBA plans to cut interchange fee caps for credit cards. LINK 

  • New superannuation tax changes now exempt Australians earning under $45,000 while imposing a 40% tax on balances over $10M and cutting forecast revenue to $2B over 4 years. LINK

  • The federal government will establish a public ASIC-managed beneficial ownership register by 2028 to improve unlisted company transparency and combat financial crime. LINK 

  • Australia has only 49 days of fuel reserves whilst failing to meet the 90-day international treaty minimum, raising concerns about emergency disruptions. LINK

  • Australia missed its FY25 housing goal by 66,000 homes whilst targeting 1.2M new homes by 2029, raising doubts about delivery timelines. LINK

  • The NSW government will reclaim around $70M from over 17M inactive Opal cards whilst clearing balances untouched for over 5 years. LINK

  • Nearly 50% of Australians aged 55-64 now retire with housing debt whilst using superannuation to pay off mortgages and reducing future retirement income. LINK

COMPANY NEWS

CBA defends offshoring Australian jobs

  • CBA has faced union backlash at its AGM over AI job cuts and offshoring as it reported a $10B profit and expanded its Indian workforce by 21%. LINK

  • BOQ has reduced its mortgage loan portfolio by $4B whilst boosting higher-margin business lending by $1.6B as it shifts away from low-return housing loans. LINK

  • A government privacy probe found systemic failures at American Express that potentially exposed over 1M Australians to serious data risks. LINK 

  • Meta and Google launched teen safety features on Instagram and YouTube as the under-16s ban on using social media nears in Australia. LINK

  • APRA removed Westpac’s $500M capital buffer after the bank completed a 6-year overhaul of risk frameworks and lifted its capital ratio by 17 basis points. LINK

  • Fortescue is cutting hundreds of UK and Australian manufacturing jobs at Fortescue Zero as it shifts production to China. LINK

  • xAI has launched chatbot companions with adult themes on platform X as critics debate content moderation and ethics. LINK

  • Qantas Loyalty plans to hit up to $1B in earnings despite facing a potential RBA crackdown on card surcharge-linked point schemes. LINK

  • Oracle and AMD expanded their alliance as they agreed to install 50,000 AMD MI450 AI chips across Oracle data centres beginning in Q3 2026. LINK

  • ACCC is reviewing a proposed merger between Southern Cross Media and Seven West Media as competition concerns mount in regional WA. LINK 

  • Apple CEO Tim Cook has pledged to boost investment and expand supplier partnerships in China whilst visiting amid ongoing US-China tensions. LINK 

  • Regal Partners reached $20B in FUM in Q3 2025 as $2.5B in net inflows and investment gains boosted its portfolio. LINK 

  • Global law firm King & Spalding opened a Sydney office with a 9-person team, targeting Australia's workplace dispute market. LINK

  • Salesforce claimed annual savings of $100M in customer service operations as it uses AI integration to promote its Agentforce product. LINK 

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