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Good morning. Let's be honest, who among us hasn't fantasised about a kid-free holiday?


A Spanish couple took that dream a little too literally this week. Instead of booking a babysitter, they reportedly left their 10-year-old son at Barcelona Airport after discovering his passport had expired.


Unsurprisingly, their master plan went pear-shaped pretty quickly. The police got involved, the holiday was a write-off, and they were left with a whole lot of explaining to do.


Moral of the story? Stick to the tried and true babysitter, folks. It's a much safer bet.


All the headlines and more below...

AUSTRALIAN NEWS

'Heartbreaking reality': The essential products 1 in 8 Australians can't afford

  • 1 in 8 Australians have forgone basic hygiene items due to cost of living pressures. LINK

  • Most Australians under 30 will retire comfortably based on superannuation projections and ASFA benchmarks. LINK

  • Australian household spending is 4.8% higher than June last year, as discretionary spending volumes grew due to improved consumer confidence. LINK

  • The $1B Waratah Super Battery has commenced operations at a former NSW coal plant to stabilise Australia's renewable energy grid. LINK

  • The NSW government has delayed reducing the daily gambling limit for casinos from $5,000 to $1,000 by 2 years to August 2027. LINK

  • NSW's first renewable energy zone cost has increased to $5.5B, raising concerns about Australia's energy transition. LINK

  • The ATO warns that tax return estimates may not reflect actual refunds due to prefill delays and prior obligations. LINK

  • Aussie motorists will pay more for petrol and diesel at the bowser from this week following another increase to the fuel excise. LINK

  • Australian job advertisements dropped 1% in July due to education and retail declines. LINK

  • Australian inflation has fallen to 2.1% annually while households struggle with elevated prices. LINK

  • Australia is experiencing fewer marriages, divorces and births due to economic pressures. LINK

GLOBAL NEWS

Global M&A hits US$2.6T peak year-to-date, boosted by AI and quest for growth

  • Global M&A deals have reached US$2.6T for the year, driven by megadeals and AI investments. LINK

COMPANY NEWS

Qantas is devaluing its Frequent Flyer points

  • Qantas is devaluing Frequent Flyer points by 20%, and adding 400,000 reward seats. LINK

  • Amazon's satellite network will replace the Sky Muster system to provide faster internet to 300,000 remote Australian users by FY26. LINK

  • HSBC has launched an innovation banking division in Australia to service startups with venture debt offerings. LINK

  • CBA flagged $130M in second-half provisions for Bankwest restructuring and customer remediation. LINK

  • Microsoft reached a US$4T valuation with a 25% profit surge while reducing its workforce due to AI integration. LINK

  • Toyota Australia transferred $470M in dividends to its Japanese parent while maintaining market leadership. LINK

  • Microsoft and Amazon are converting Europe's old power plants into AI-powered data centres. LINK

  • TSMC has initiated legal action after discovering potential trade secret leaks regarding its 2-nanometer chip technology. LINK

  • Credit Corp achieved a $94.1M annual net profit whilst increasing its dividend, as the company forecasts a 12% profit rise for FY26. LINK

  • TPG Telecom will return $3B to shareholders following the sale of its Vision business to Vocus, offering minority investors the option to reinvest up to $688M whilst targeting an 18 cents per share dividend for 2025. LINK

CHART OF THE DAY

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